Call 9-1-1!

Topic(s): Humor

We are often warned that the “911” emergency call number is only to be used for genuine emergencies. Unfortunately, not everyone has gotten the message. For example,

• A call came into 911 because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren’t enough towels.

• A man called 911 and said: “Please connect me to Switzerland.”

• A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: “I’ll try. There’s one man, and he’s dressed like Elvis. He’s kicking another man who’s laying on the ground and screaming ‘You ain’t nothing but a hound dog.’”

• Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

• A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had “stuff” coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-button lint.

• A male called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

• A woman called 911 to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.

• Someone else called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is in a tree outside.

• A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.

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  A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

—http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

“. . .fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom” —Luke 12:32