If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in 1999, He would be wanted by...

• the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

• the EPA for killing fig trees,

• the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

• the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead, and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,

• the NEA for teaching without a certificate,

• OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,

• the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

• the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,

• NOW for not choosing a woman apostle,

• the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born,

• the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,

• and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit.

“We ought to obey God rather than men” - Acts 5:29