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1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out, but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When your idea of fun is an afternoon nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
10. You say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. - Proverbs 17:22