- Winston Churchill said, People occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off like nothing happened.
- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up.
- Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
- There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
- Avoid suspicion: when you are walking through your neighbor's melon patch, don't tie your shoe. - Chinese Proverb